Johnny Fucking Sexual – more commonly known as “JFS” – arose from the backstreets of New Orleans. One day when out for a stroll, the legend looked up a window on the side of a building and saw his calling. There, scrawled on the window trim in black sharpie marker, were the words “Johnny Fucking…
Where’s Johnny?
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” Hopefully, we do not have real-life staging of The Shining. Johnny has not been seen in a while. We are not sure where Johnny is. We think Johnny is working hard. If you see Johnny say “What’s up mother fucker?” (the appropriate greeting for JFS).
Spotted
Johny Fucking Sexual was spotted this weekend hanging out with three ladies; one was a real dog. It is interesting to see Johnny in the natural environment. Sometimes we can see hints of why Johnny is a legend. But sometimes, we feel it is just a myth.
Major Announcement
JFS is running for Office. After much deep thought, JFS has decided it is time for a change. Johnny’s peculiar views have finally found their day. Enough of this. Strap yourself in – the time has come for JFS to change the world. Paid for by NoOne, Inc.