“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” Hopefully, we do not have real-life staging of The Shining. Johnny has not been seen in a while. We are not sure where Johnny is. We think Johnny is working hard. If you see Johnny say “What’s up mother fucker?” (the appropriate greeting for JFS).
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Spotted
Johny Fucking Sexual was spotted this weekend hanging out with three ladies; one was a real dog. It is interesting to see Johnny in the natural environment. Sometimes we can see hints of why Johnny is a legend. But sometimes, we feel it is just a myth.
Major Announcement
JFS is running for Office. After much deep thought, JFS has decided it is time for a change. Johnny’s peculiar views have finally found their day. Enough of this. Strap yourself in – the time has come for JFS to change the world. Paid for by NoOne, Inc.
Who is Johnny Fucking Sexual?
Johnny Fucking Sexual – more commonly known as “JFS” – arose from the backstreets of New Orleans. One day when out for a stroll, the legend looked up a window on the side of a building and saw his calling. There, scrawled on the window trim in black sharpie marker, were the words “Johnny Fucking…